14 seconds ago | 472182

dabe-strudel:

what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

(via hemmingslyluke)

1 minute ago | 118237

420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

(via asian)

1 minute ago | 21355

skinprison:

principal: YOU CAN “TURN UP” TO DETENTION YOUNG MAN

(Source: orbshaped, via trouserweasel)

(originally from orbshaped)
2 minutes ago | 1757

littlespookycas:

So that forceful angel on demon hug was gay love piercing through the veil of death right

(via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

(originally from littlespookycas)
2 minutes ago | 64320

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

(via voodooistic)

(originally from nauseabonde)
4 minutes ago | 82102

piccolowasablackman:

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

omg

(via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

5 minutes ago | 51973

goofybag:

GUILTY

(Source: soft-ghetto-tomatoes, via pip-gatsby)

7 minutes ago | 214
me @ school: i hope i die here

me @ work: i hope i die here

me @ home: i hope i die here

me @ my car: i hope i die here

me @ target: i hope i live for 10000000 years

8 minutes ago | 39804
(originally from leftcoastjunkies)
9 minutes ago | 542236
rlyspaced:

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

i want to get this on a shirt then wear it to school

rlyspaced:

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

i want to get this on a shirt then wear it to school

(Source: freckledshins, via remember-centuries)

4 hours ago | 180763

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

(Source: 2cc48a, via catholiccrackaddict)

(originally from 2cc48a)
4 hours ago | 41128
(originally from athousandteeth)
4 hours ago | 720005
(originally from brokenimagephotos)
#MASTER POST 
4 hours ago | 5501

meatbicyclevevo:

"reblogging for the—"

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(via catholiccrackaddict)

(originally from meatbicyclevevo)
4 hours ago | 594823

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via catholiccrackaddict)

(originally from alieniverson)