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(originally from mooseleys)
1 hour ago | 220810

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via dickh2o)

(originally from gayturians)
1 hour ago | 420547

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via marqueecourtney)

(originally from whosromeo)
1 hour ago | 28324

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via pizza)

(originally from communistbakery)
1 hour ago | 9229
tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

(via theassbuttbutt)

(originally from dan-mcneely)
1 hour ago | 149090
stcloudscontinuum:

foodchewer:

fucking hell

This made me freak out so much my whole body tensed up and I got a leg cramp

stcloudscontinuum:

foodchewer:

fucking hell

This made me freak out so much my whole body tensed up and I got a leg cramp

(Source: trollnrage, via nsome)

(originally from trollnrage)
1 hour ago | 19390

run-lonely-tardis-man:

Okay So we all know demon Dean is hot.

Like.

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BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT DEMON CAS:

BECAUSE LIKE

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JUST

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HOT DAMN BBY

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UMFF

(via theassbuttbutt)

(originally from run-lonely-tardis-man)
1 hour ago | 4297

bookjunkie26:

Castiel’s Damn it

     ↳I wonder where he learned it from

(via cas-has-the-phone-box)

(originally from bookjunkie26)
1 hour ago | 480714

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via bottlered)

(originally from piratesofthecaribbean)
2 hours ago | 479
(originally from getoutofmycassbutt)
#idiots  #fuckingspn 
2 hours ago | 481
(originally from secretlymisha)
#fuckingspn 
2 hours ago | 597
highheelsandhitpoints:

It had to be done.

highheelsandhitpoints:

It had to be done.

(via castielthenerdangel)

(originally from highheelsandhitpoints)
#fuckingspn 
3 hours ago | 26945


[ Diet Mtn Dew (Uncensored Demo) ]

littlealleybug:

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

this is the fucking best thing I’ve ever heard I’m crying

(via openmindeddisclosure)

(originally from sexrova-deactivated20140307)
3 hours ago | 119124
(originally from feelinglikeafloatingfeather)
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(originally from deddoctor)